Getting carried away

Supposedly, today is the First International Talk Like a Pilot Day.

OK - it was funny when they introduced Talk Like a Pirate Day, but at least most people could fake their way through the lingo. Who the hell knows how to talk like a pilot? How do pilots even talk? These aren't even run-of-the-mill pilots either. Based on the suggested lingo, they're WWII era pilots.

Sorry, on Karl's Lameness Scale, this rates an über-lame..........