Excerpt from a dog's blog

• 8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!
• 8:15am - Went outside to pee. My favourite thing!
• 8:30 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
• 9:45 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!
• 11:30 am - Got petted! My favourite thing!
• 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!
• 1:00 pm - Played with the cat! My favourite thing!
• 1:15 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
• 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!
• 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
• 8:00 pm - Watched TV with people! My favourite thing!
• 10:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!