96. I have quite an imagination.When I was a kid, I was quite the loner and used to keep myself company with an invisible friend. Yeah - I know what you're thinking - a lot of kids did that, right? OK, was your invisible friend an alien from outer space? No - I didn't think so. My friend had amazing powers too. If there was a kid making fun of me at school or at the playground, my extra-terrestrial pal would give them Andromedan flu. The only reason I seemed so smart in school is because Zorflak would tell me the answers for all my tests. I had to purposely answer some questions wrong so the teacher wouldn't get suspicious. It (they don't have genders where it comes from) even took me for a ride on a spacecraft. You wouldn't believe how insignificant the Earth looks from the orbit of Jupiter.
OK, seriously - I made all of that up...... See? Imagination. Huh? [nudge nudge]
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