By Karl PleszOld man in a hat
Why do you drive like that?
You can barely see over the wheel
Your driver's license we'd like to appeal.
You really should be taking a bus
Why do you insist on endangering us?
With your lack of ability to drive the speed limit
It's a wonder the ditch doesn't have your car in it.
Driving requires quick thinking and good vision
Which might lead us to think you'd have more collisions.
We have nothing against your presence on the road
But is it necessary for you to ramble as slow as morse code?
Do us a favour, you elders of wisdom and pride
Increase the volume of your blinkers and stay on the right side!
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