Don't be eating when you read this

(Heidi - this one's for you)

This joke is for everyone who a) has kids; b) had kids; c) was a kid; d) knows a kid; e) is going to have kids:

Dad was packing for a business trip and his three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.

At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained in the most efficient way possible, Dad reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in his mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them. He went back to packing, looked up again and his daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

Dad said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "Daddy, what happened to my booger?"

Thanks to Jason for this one.