Senior military commanders at Microsoft have admitted that Mozilla insurgents across Europe are making steady progress in their attempt to recruit sympathizers for the FireFox movement. In trouble spots like Slovenia (40.5% Firefox sympathizers) Poland (33.6%) and Germany (33%), Microsoft has had their forces repelled and will try to regroup in Spain, where Firefox sympathizers have had the least success.General Steve Ballmer suggested all Americans should be wary of this Mozilla scourge and urged all patriots to support the Microsoft war machine, before the insurgency began to attract sympathy on our own shores.
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