Torn........ like you've never seen it before

Here's a funny skit shown at a to-remain-unnamed gathering of comedy acts which may or may not take place in Montre....... errr Canadiens-ville every summer. I'm being obscure (and not posting a picture of the clip) so the legal weenies from said organization don't send me pointless yet intimidating take down notices for...... awww just go see the clip OK?