Fivers

It's rare that I come across something truly original and witty, but 5ives - Merlin's list of 5 things is one of them. The most recent one:

Five things I'll bet can be hard for pirates

1. getting decent disability insurance
2. rum allergies
3. sexual harassment from that fancy new bosun
4. irritable bowel syndrome
5. finding one-legged pants that won'’t make your hips look too broad