The International Astronomical Union have redefined what qualifies as a planet. This is bad news for Pluto, which is now no longer considered a planet, but now will fall under the category of dwarf planet.Soon after this announcement, the other planets began taunting Pluto, shouting inappropriate vituperations at the cold rock. Pluto mumbled back, "We're not dwarves................. we're little planets....."
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It's nice to see that Pluto has found a home among the dwarves. I think Grumpy could use the calming effects of cute brown dog. Not to mention...oh wait a second...sorry, wrong Pluto.
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