They wouldn't dare look in here......

I have found possibly the most disgusting (to some people), yet at the same time, the most hilarious gift money can buy. I'm not even going to spoil the fun by posting a picture. Take a brief pause and just go and see this thing for yourself - but you have been warned. Anyone passing by your cubicle is likely to skid to a stop. Who comes up with this shit (no pun intended)? Ingenious.