No orc can keep me from you....

Although I have never played the game, I am aware of just what a phenomenon the computer game World of Warcraft has become. Remember Dungeons and Dragons? It ain't got nuthin' on WoW folks.

So it should come as no surprise that fans of this online adventure would serenade each other with Wow-tinted sonnets........ like this one.

Excerpt: Why do we need to go out to have fun? Everything we could possibly want is right in WoW. Fine dining, theater, romantic sunsets—they're all there. The outside world just costs money, and I don't have a magic breastplate to protect me from people's stares. Come with me so I can treat you like the princess you are. Please, baby, if you leave, you will increase by 32 percent the chance of doing direct damage to my heart. Please reconsider.