Unfortunately for all those who believe in evolution (including myself), I have found possible evidence that we did not evolve from the apes. Apparently monkeys know how to peel a banana efficiently and we do not. We peel from the wrong end. How did we not preserve this important skill through the ages? The only explanation I can come up with is once we evolved a little from the basic ape, we sorta started peeling from the wrong end just to one-up the ape, like "we're better than you - we can peel from the other end if we want to..." Apes have been laughing at us ever since.
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Monday, January 23, 2006
Stupid human tricks
Unfortunately for all those who believe in evolution (including myself), I have found possible evidence that we did not evolve from the apes. Apparently monkeys know how to peel a banana efficiently and we do not. We peel from the wrong end. How did we not preserve this important skill through the ages? The only explanation I can come up with is once we evolved a little from the basic ape, we sorta started peeling from the wrong end just to one-up the ape, like "we're better than you - we can peel from the other end if we want to..." Apes have been laughing at us ever since.
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