"I guess I'm kinda like Christina Aguilera..."

Best audition conversation heard to date on newest season of American Idol:

Crystal: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randy: HEY!!!!!!!!
Crystal: You need me to explain anything? HEY, WHAT’S UP PEOPLE! [Waves hello with both hands.]
Simon: Yes, the tan.
Crystal: Okay, um, my name is Crystal. Um, I just turned six-
Simon: No, I wanna hear about your suntan.
Crystal: Okay, I’m singing “And I’m Telling You” by Jennifer Holliday.
Simon: No, no, no. I wanna hear about your suntan.
Crystal: Oh, my sun tan? [goofy laugh]…I go tanning.....
Simon: Nooooooooooo!
Crystal: [goofy laugh]

See for yourself. Go to that blog and check out the audition video.