"i only teach internetional student from U,k."

Oh this is so totally awesome! Before, I was just a wanna-be, but now I can truly say that I have been initiated into the exclusive world of 'the scam'. I'm selling something on Craigslist - I'm not going to tell you what it is. But I received my first query on the item from................ well, you read it for yourself:

Hey,
How are you doing today?My name is Mrs Miller Jonathan from Ewa Beach,Hawaii in Usa, Actually this is my first time i will inquiry for item's on internet,even on craigslist and i don't know much about internet.actually am a Female teacher and am purchasing some item's on craigslist for my student as a chrismas gift and for the best student as a end of the school year party gift. My main purpose of writting you this message is concerning your (item for sale copied and pasted here) placed for sale on internet ,and which i will like to know if it's still available for sale, and also i will like to know the actual selling price of it including the shipping cost of their parent in Lagos NG 23401,Because i only teach internetional student from U,k.So i look forward to read back from you with the recenty condition of the Item's.
Write Soon.
Mrs Miller Jonathan.

PS: LIKE HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE FOR SALE??

Isn't that special? I find the spelling mistakes charming. A woman from Hawaii, who can't speak English, who teaches kids from the UK, whose parents live in............... you guessed it.............. Nigeria. I feel so........................ complete.