If you have an aversion to the colour pink, you should probably steer clear of the lingerie store chains. I have never seen such a collection of saturated neon-flourescent pink material assembled together in one place in my life, as what's currently stocked in these outlets. What amazes me is that shocking pink isn't exactly (according to my trusted feminine sources - aka Darlene) the most flattering colour for a woman to wear. As opposed to red or black, for example. If you've never experienced a migraine headache before, I think you could succeed in stimulating one by standing in the doorway of a 'La Vie en Rose' or 'La Senza' and staring unblinkingly at the racks for 60 seconds or more (no sunglasses allowed).
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Tuesday, November 08, 2005
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If you have an aversion to the colour pink, you should probably steer clear of the lingerie store chains. I have never seen such a collection of saturated neon-flourescent pink material assembled together in one place in my life, as what's currently stocked in these outlets. What amazes me is that shocking pink isn't exactly (according to my trusted feminine sources - aka Darlene) the most flattering colour for a woman to wear. As opposed to red or black, for example. If you've never experienced a migraine headache before, I think you could succeed in stimulating one by standing in the doorway of a 'La Vie en Rose' or 'La Senza' and staring unblinkingly at the racks for 60 seconds or more (no sunglasses allowed).
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