Too much time on my hands.....

It's fun to play with the translating services offered on the web. For example, try this on Google translate:

Type my mom is nice and cool into the 'translate text' box.
Translate from English to Spanish.
Take the resulting Spanish text and copy it.
(You'll need to close the web page and open it again from scratch for this to work)
Re-open the Google translate page.
Paste the Spanish text back into the 'translate text' box.
Translate from Spanish back to English.

This is about the point where your boss would be looking over your shoulder........