You've seen Wikipedia, right? It's the free online encyclopedia that people can contribute to. It's most cool.....Well, now there's the Uncyclopedia. Same idea, but at the exact opposite end of the spectrum.
Uncyclopedia is an encyclopedia full of misinformation and utter lies. It's sort of like Congress or Parliament. Unlike Congress or Parliament, however, we do have a sense of humor. Nonetheless, this is one of the only factual pages, before everything turns into a puddle of utter confusion and disarray. Savor it. And for the love of Sophia, we know you like disarray, (and confusion) but stop adding confusion to this non-confusing page which leads to confusion, and possibly disarray. Which we wish to stop. Non-non-confusion, that is. Not disarray. Or is it the other way around?
Sample from an article on Alberta:
Alberta is a dimly lit and frigidly cold land located approximately in the armpit of the country known as Canada. It is entirely peopled by refugees from the civilized world, originally searching for a land of plenty, opportunity and freedom. By process of elimination working west from Newfoundland, most scholars have determined that the land the settlers must have been looking for was Japan, when they were suddenly stymied by the appearance of the Rocky Mountains.
Just for fun, you can just hit the Random Page link and let chance deal you a gem.
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Vancouver, or commonly known as Hippiecouver, is located in the South-North of British Columbia. This name is due to the incredible amount of pot located there. I mean, if you ever go, it is totally legal here dude. No, seriously man.
Vancouver was discovered during World War III when a bomb heading for China missed by a few hundred miles. The eruption of the bomb hitting the massive amounts of trees created some sort of anamoly which religion can not even explain. This explosion created a bunch of hippies in vans, hence the name Vancouver.
HAHAHAHAAHA. Totally true, man.
~Anna
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