"It's only a model.........shhh"

In the market for a castle? This site lists a few. The pictured one would be cool for a mere 1.5 million Euros. Or rent it for 1500 Euros a week.

I'd just like to get to the top and shout down below: "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." That would be fun.......