- Men are obsessed with sex but will forego sex in order to watch football or drink beer.
- Women are locked in a constant battle with their weight/body shape/hairstyle.
- Career success is entirely based on your ability to impress your boss.
- Anyone with a scientific career will have a bad haircut and dreadful clothes.
- Scandinavians are, without exception, blonde and beautiful.
- Women have jobs they never do in real life, such as a dockworker (who looks like a model).
- All children hate eating fruit or vegetables.
- In ads about vision care, everyone wears glasses - except contact lens ads.
- It's OK to racially stereotype Eskimos.
- A family can load a car with kids with no screaming, crying or messes.
- People find driving deeply pleasurable, never boring or stressful.
- Women are unable to remove their glasses without shaking their hair down in slow motion.
- Driving in a brand new car leads immediately to all other traffic being kept off the road.
- Chocolate will cause women to immediately act like they're as stoned as a crack addict.
- The natural response to sipping a hot beverage is to close your eyes, smile and nod.
- New cars can miraculously drive on rain-soaked roads without getting wet.
- A famous fashion model uses shampoo you can buy in a grocery store.
- Babies never cry.
- A man cannot shave his face without being mobbed by at least one gorgeous woman.
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Advertiser's universe
If you want to create an ad, you need to be aware of the following universal truths:
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