Sunday, August 14, 2005

I'd like to write more Celebrity Jeopardy, Alex

Trebek: Sean Connery, the board is yours.

Connery: Rockan Thems for $1,000,000

Trebek: That's "Rock Anthems" for $100.
They sing "You shook me all night long" (sighs).

(Connery Buzzes)

Trebek: Yes, Mr. Connery...

Connery: That's what I heard your mother sing last night Trebek (chuckles).

Trebek: No that's incorrect. And please phrase the answer in the form of a question......

Connery: What's the matter Trebek? Does this not please you?

Trebek: (frown) The correct answer is: Who are AC/DC?

Connery: Your mother is AC/DC? I never would have guessed that.....


SNL - feel free to use that one if you want

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