I was recently visiting my sister in their new digs across the river from Ottawa while on a business trip. I was chatting with my niece in the back yard:
Niece: Also, I saw a store that had burned.
Me: Really? Was it all black and charred?
Niece: No, there were other colours too.
Me: (fighting back a chuckle)That's terrible!
Niece: Yeah. But at least it wasn't someone's house.....
This girl is 5.