Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Based on a collection of true stories...



If Dr. Suess wrote the script for help desk at your ISP:
(a-la Green Eggs and Ham)

Customer: I need your help to fix my link.

Help Desk: We do not help you if you're a doubter.
We do not support you behind a router.
We do not care what's wrong with your mouse.
We do not fix things in your house.
We have no clue how to filter your mail.
We'll help the Record Industry put you in jail.
Spyware's not something we're concerned about.
That the problem's your fault we have no doubt.
We won't answer questions if you're using Linux.
We can't even think of a word that rhymes.....
Before you complain about your online hell,
Just be thankful you're not with AOL.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

We won't answer questions if you're using Linux.
So just go cry into a kleenix.

(Only works if you pronouce it Lee-nux)

Very funny, and too true. Flippin' Shaw.