Friday, March 04, 2005

Selling candy to a dieter

Darlene and I were joking about how dieters could justify the snacks they were eating. For example:

Aero - "It's full of bubbles! Bubbles are air......therefore - half the calories!"
Licorice - "It's got tons of iron - and iron is good for you!"
Apple chips - "They're not really chips - they're fruit!"
Chocolate - "It's got vitamin C - and it stops me from killing you...."
Peanut butter cups - "Can you say potassium?"

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