Dream career

Darlene and I have an idea for employment. We have stayed at a lot of hotels over the years. I mean Darlene is the queen of hotels. She gets us into 5 star rooms at 2 star prices, dude. We'll even elect to stay in a hotel if we're visiting family. So I wouldn't be stretching the truth if I said 'we know hotels'. So here's the plan: we'd like to become one of those secret quality assurance people who stay in your hotel, pig out on room service sample the food, laze around assess the pool, jump on test the bed, enjoy the view observe the cleanliness of the windows, harrass be finnicky with the front desk staff... You would pay us....we would report to you on how our vacation the stay went.

Hyatt? Four Seasons? Are you listening?