Wear what you feel

I'm a sucker for good t-shirt/bumper sticker slogans. Yeah we've all seen the trendy, geeky ones: 'I don't work here'; 'I read your e-mail'; 'Got root?', etc. There are a few that have recently caught my eye, new to me - and no, they are not politically correct.....

• Dyslexic agnostics - there is no dog
• (On a biker babe) I'm the bitch
  
• (On the biker) If you can read this, the bitch fell off
• I've got nothing against god - it's his fan club I can't stand
• I give evolution two opposable thumbs up!
• I'm not totally useless - I can be used as a bad example!
• Sarcasm - It's only one of the services I offer
• Cancel my subscription - because I don't need your issues
• I do whatever the voices in my wife's head tell me to do
• I run with scissors
• Dyslexics of the world untie!
• Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes
• Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!
• I'm not anti-social - society is anti-me
• I don't understand why I haven't gone blind yet...

Some of these are available at WickedJester.