The bigger they are, the harder they will fall

Message to all LCD monitor manufacturers:

As you read these words, you will begin to feel relaxed. You will feel verrrrry relaxed. You will start to feel a little sleepy. You will think about how expensive your 19 and 21 inch LCD monitors are.......and have a sudden urge to reduce prices on them.................drastically.................just in time for Christmas...............prices will fall....................like big..............falling things. When I count to 3 you will feel very good about yourself - and you will not remember this conversation. 1............2.............3

Boy, this Christmas is going to be soooo great! Hee hee!