Small things 10 July

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  I want to speak to the dentists that didn't recommend this toothpaste.
• Give a crying child a glass of water. They can't cry and drink at the same time. It also gives them a chance to calm down. Bonus: Tell them they'll run out of tears, so drink the water.
• Canadians: "OMG there's a concert near my house. It's like only a 3 hour drive!" Europeans: "A 3 hour drive? Are you kidding me? I'm not going all the way to France for that." Australians: Silent sobbing
• Laziness is the instigator of efficiency