Friday, July 10, 2020

Non-medical perks of wearing a mask

  • You can pretend not to recognize people you know
  • Men don't tell masked women to smile
  • You finally get to sense how badly your breath smells
  • You can have fun mumbling on purpose and people will think it's the mask
  • Good way to recycle old bra cups
  • After you cut someone off in traffic, they won't be able to tell you're laughing
  • You can skip the makeup or the shave
  • After someone cuts you off in traffic, they won't be able to tell you're swearing

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