Small things 5 Apr

• Where are all the people complaining / protesting the resumption of the rest of the Alberta Gas tax?
• When your wife is mad at you and you keep seeing the three dot speech bubble pop up, disappear and pop up again 25 times.
• Don’t serve cut up hot dog pogos at your next pot-luck. Serve Midwest Sushi - Pork franks in a cornmeal tempura, garnished with tomato reduction & mustard vinegar aioli.
• When you check your alarm clock to see how many more hours you get to sleep and it’s 10 minutes before the alarm will go off.
• Is buttcheeks one word, or should I separate them?
• Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you.  ~Anne Lamott
• Did you hear the score of the game between the ocean and the beach? It’s tide.
• What is invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.
• How often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically. I actually told one the other day. There was no reaction.
• There are people who think solar panels don’t work well in the cold. I guess they never saw pictures of the International Space Station. Or any of our orbiting satellites.