Small things 19 Apr

• Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
• "Audiophiles don't use their equipment to listen to your music. Audiophiles use your music to listen to their equipment."  ~Alan Parsons
• I went to the barber today and had to wait while a toddler got his haircut. Half an hour of non-stop whining and crying. I know, I probably shouldn't have reacted that way.
• Some people consider themselves first world poor, which means they have a smartphone and a laptop just so they can get online and see that they have $10 left in their bank account.
• Self checkout. A technology developed to show how technically inept the average person is.
• Alternately, the most inept piece of technology ever devised.
• Alternatively, a technology proving we can be tricked into doing menial labour for free.
• When you're out for dinner on your birthday and a large number of the restaurant staff starts walking towards your table.
• Traffic will always increase until it’s faster to take the alternatives.
• To err is human. To arrrr is pirate.
• Every Teams meeting: “Let me share my screen. Can everyone see my screen?”
• “Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.”  ~Banksy
• “When you go to an Art gallery you are simply a tourist looking at the trophy cabinet of a few millionaires.” ~Banksy
• The police will never think something is as funny as you do.