- Weirdest phrase ever: “I’m just saying.” As opposed to what? Whispering? Yodeling? Not saying?
- Immature: A word that boring people sometimes use to describe fun people.
- [Seen on a mug] Let me pour you a tall mug of ‘get over it’. Oh, and here’s a straw so you can ‘suck it up’.
- I want my navigation voice to be the Armourer from Mandalorian, and when I turn correctly, she says, “This is the way.”
- “Remember, history is written by the victors!” “Oh great. There’s a writing assignment too.”
- I tend to avoid sufferers of Ultracrepidarianism on social media or in real life.
- FYI, politicians at every level don’t have a magic power to control real estate prices, utility prices, commodity prices, grocery prices, gasoline and natural gas prices, etc.
- Fun thing to do: listen to the lyrics of songs from the 60s, 70s and 80s and see how creepy they sound by today’s standards.
- R2D2 must have sworn like a sailor. Everything he said in the movies was bleeped out.
- Boxes of aluminum foil should say, “Free hat in every box.”
There was a young man
From Cork who got Limericks
And Haikus confused
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