Small things 7 Jul

• Never order the pasta and antipasta at the same time. Could be explosive.
• The best English word is pizzazz. It has 4 z’s and also the word pizza in it.
• Are we the only weird family who pre-clean the house before the professional cleaners arrive?
• Some people have only 2 speeds of email reply. 12 seconds and 12 days.
• You know what else is ‘all natural’? Lava. Sulfuric acid. A hungry bear.
• She took the last bus home. Now there are no buses. Except for the one at her home.
• When your emotional support dog eats all your comfort food.
• So, bears made some porridge and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature?
• Why hasn’t someone invented a window air conditioner that runs off of solar panels mounted nearby? We have the technology…
• Yes, yes. Vinyl may be tangible. It may have a ‘warm’, organic sound compared to digital music. You might feel nostalgic owning a turntable. But I can listen to my music while I’m walking and driving. Also, my music collection wouldn’t fit in my house if it had to take vinyl form. Long live the cloud.
• DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: sadly, this male's efforts to prepare a nest for mating are all in vain [man crying on top of a half-put on fitted sheet]
• Doing brain laundry (separating my thoughts into lights and darks).  Update: left one dark thought in the lights, ruined the whole load.
• Auto-correct:

“I should of made a left a couple blocks back…”

“Should HAVE made a left Dave, should HAVE made.”