Small things 30 Jun

• We have ice (water) hockey, table (air) hockey, and field (earth) hockey. Is it time for fire hockey?
• The US Supreme Court upheld a person’s right to refuse service to LGBTQ+ people on religious grounds. Is there a religion I can join that is morally against people behaving like assholes?
• A Calgary bylaw change would impose a $500 fine on private property owners who fail to trim foxtail barley, a native grass with spiky seeds that can be harmful to pets. But not public property. They have no obligation whatsoever.
• If I opened a sandwich shop, I’d name it ‘Sandwich shops near me’.
• The most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes. Also, try pronouncing volcanoes the same again…
  
  
  
• Pogo. Corndog. Sausage twinkie. Pluto pup. Dippy dog. You decide.
• Modern adulting: You have bags under your eyes. You have a box of compostable bags. You have a bag full of grocery bags. You have a gift bag full of gift bags. You have assorted reusable bags in the car. You walk into the grocery store having forgotten to bring any bags. So you buy more bags.
• Isn’t it weird that you never hear concerns about how the McDonald’s CEO making $18 million per year might drive up the price of a Big Mac? But when you suggest that we should pay the workers $20 an hour? Holy crap! Big Macs could cost fifteen dollars dude!
• You win some, you dim sum.