Small things 24 Feb

• The reason China sent all those spy balloons is because not enough of you use TikTok.
• Inflation rates are so high, they’ve got a serious case of the munchies.
• I would be 100% in favour of a change to our national anthem to change the words from "Oh Canada, our home and native land." to "Oh Canada, our home on native land."

Robin: Batman, the Batmobile won't start.

Batman: Check the battery

Robin: What's a tery?

• In a world of Kardashian sisters, be a Wilson sister. (Ann & Nancy)
• I asked ChatGPT the meaning of life and it replied, “You won’t find it here.” j/k
• When you’re trying to fall asleep and your brain asks, “What’s thirst’s version of ‘starving’ called?”
• Dear Stouffer’s: Before you disappear from Canadian store shelves, please restock the fucking chicken pot pies! Thank you very much.
• When Google’s AI chatbot and Microsoft’s AI chatbot are both publicly available, I’m gonna get them to prompt each other and see which one melts down first. Also it’s just a matter of time before we refer to AI sex as ‘prompting each other’.
• Nobody wants to hear you play chopsticks.
• Atheism. A non-prophet organization.
• The only reason tables exist in Microsoft Word is so that you can place images exactly where you want on the page.
• Bricks are domesticated rocks. Discuss.
• Why is Facebook putting invitations for extreme right wing personalities in my feed? Doesn’t it realize that these people just make me madder than hel…….. Oh. Right. I forgot.