Small things 22 Dec

• OK, I get it. Henry Cavill was a great Superman. But come on. It’s not the end of the world. Another actor is now going to play a character. In a movie. That is fiction. Moving on… What? Gal Gadot isn’t going to be Wonder Woman anymore? WTF?! Who's running this gong show? 
• Thank goodness Elon Musk is disqualified from becoming POTUS. Could you imagine this egomaniac running a country?
• It would be fun if martial arts weren’t the only thing where you show your skill level with different coloured belts. “I have a black belt in explaining things and a green belt in cooking."
• Your cat might be British if it brings you tea bags as a gift.
• Well, well, well. If it isn't the bridge I said I’d cross when I came to it…
• Is there anything better than when you experience a category five purring event?
• If a woman asks you if she should get bangs, do not answer. It’s a trap. Don't. Answer.
• Is it ethical to separate all the baby carrots from their parents?
• If I fail often enough at those ‘I’m not a robot’ captchas, maybe I’ll get invited to their world domination chat room.
• Could Pinterest be the solution for world peace? How could anyone get angry at a site filled with pretty pictures of things we like and no comments?
• I currently have a smart TV. Before that, I just had a TV with a good personality.
• Dad joke: There’s no loud laughing allowed in Hawaii. Just a low ha.
• An "out of order" sign spotted at the bottom of an uncooperative escalator: "This escalator is refusing to escalate. This has been escalated to the engineer who is on his way up (or down) to check it out."
• If you were born after 1980, you probably have never heard the former term Canadians used to refer to the Inuit people. Eskimo, which is now considered pejorative.
• Do a Google Image search on ‘Japanese lunch box’. Yeah.