Small things 25 Nov

• I wonder if they made a marshmallow Squishmallow if people would get the irony?
• Let’s hope that Elon Musk didn’t buy Twitter just to let Trump back in. Because Trump said he wasn’t interested.
• When it’s really cold outside and you drive into an underground heated parking garage and now your windows are frosted and you have to park blind save for two tiny holes where the defrost has penetrated the frost.
• Christmas Holiday Parenting Tip: Place fake presents under the tree with your child's name on them. Every time they misbehave, pick up one of the fake presents and toss it into the burning fireplace. They'll smarten right up. You're welcome.
• Ever wanted to tell a woman that she has a big ol’ piece of food stuck in her teeth, so you say, “Excuse me…” but before you can finish she says, “I’m married.”?
• Oh you may want to pay that kid who helped you fix your computer, but if you do, you’ll be running afoul of child labour laws, so just don’t.
• If liars’ pants really did catch fire, watching the news would be fun.