Small things 8 Jul

• Women in the US are considering declaring themselves corporations to force the Supreme Court to grant them rights as people.
• I wonder what would happen if more people voted for Patrick Brown as the next PC leader even though he’s been ‘disqualified’?
• If only protesters in Ottawa were concerned with things that are truly important. Things like the erosion of our healthcare system. The number of homeless people and those living in poverty. The growing gap between the rich and the poor. Racism. Gender inequality. Climate change. No, let’s die on the hill that is vaccines and (mostly lifted) health restrictions designed to protect the public. Selfish, ignorant and hopeless. Jesus would be proud.
• American Clue would be like, “[insert suspect here] did it in the [insert random room here] with an [AR-15].”
  
  
  
• When you empty a bag of sugar into a container. It’s never completely empty. You can always hear more grains of sugar falling out every time you move the bag. It’s like a portal to another dimension.
• Cashier: That’s $25.25. Me:”If man is still alive. If woman can survive.” Blank stares all around me.
• His boss arrived at work driving a Range Rover. He said, “That’s a nice car, boss.” His boss said, “If you work hard, put in the hours and strive for excellence, I might get another one next year.”
• Aren't both Testaments old by now?