Small things 8 April

• Best April Fool's joke: Put a note on someone's car 'sorry for the damage'. They'll spend forever looking for it, but there's nothing to find that wasn't already there.
• Encanto is the new Frozen. Hope y'all like hearing them songs over and over and over.... LOL
• My friend is like, "You should eat your burgers as lettuce wraps and ditch the bun. I'm like, "I don't even put lettuce on my burger when there IS a bun."
• Go scream in the woods. It's fun. It's free. Also, the trees like to gossip about you after you're gone.
• "Where the hell are all these moths coming from?" ~Thomas Edison
• The phrase "With all due respect" is such a vague statement. It doesn't specify the amount of respect that is due. It could be none. Ha!
• No. Do not change information that could be printed in plain English on a store sign and turn it into QR code. No. I will not scan it. Nope.
• Do you correct autocorrect more than it corrects you?
• The number of people older than you only goes down.
• Dating is wondering why someone is single, then figuring it out. Marriage is being cool with it.