Small things 9 July

• Idea for a show: Wilderness survival, but instead of wilderness it's living on minimum wage and the contestants are all billionaires.
• What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered?
• Remember when you'd take a whole roll of pictures on a film camera and have to wait a week for them to get developed only to find out that they were mostly crap? 
  
  
  
• Remember when we used to try to tape songs that were playing on the radio to get them for free and get really annoyed when the DJ would keep talking over the beginning or end of the song? Anyone?
• I saw a thing on FB that said "You're offered $3 billion but you can never consume alcohol again. Can you do it?" All I could think was "Are there really people who would say 'no' to this question?"
• I walked into a colleague's office and on his desk was a copy of 'Weld' magazine. It struck me as funny. There's a joke in there struggling to get out.
• TIL some people spread jam on their bread with a spoon.
• They're going to title the next Fast & Furious film "Fast10 your seatbelts." Right? Right?
• billie eilish, carly rae jepsen and miley cyrus should form a pop group called billie rae cyrus.
• Just think, before caller ID, people used to pick up the phone and have to deal with whoever was on the call.
• What if they do free Britney Spears and she immediately releases a ska album? What then?