- Marriage is one of the few things where we consider someone an expert if they've only successfully done it once.
- She said, take me somewhere expensive, so I packed a lunch and took her to the lumberyard.
- With self-driving vehicles becoming more commonplace, it's a matter of time before there's a country song about a guy's truck that leaves him.
- When social distancing is over, let's not tell some people....
Some people:
"Do you have an email address?"
"Uh. No, I have a gmail address though."
Zoom and Team meetings are just modern seances.
"There's someone who wants to join us."
"Elizabeth, are you there?"
"We can't hear you."
"Can you hear us?"
"Is it someone else? Can you please state your name?"
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