Small things 28 May

• Irony: When a province's environment minister wants to pass a law allowing them to turn off the oil and gas taps to BC if anyone tries to block future pipeline development.
• Hey kids! There was a time when parents thought rock music was so evil, they went looking for satanic messages embedded in the music, which would only be heard if you played it backwards. 
• The employee shortage is so bad that long haired freaky people may now apply.
  
  
  
• Horses get farted on more than any other animal.
• If there was a guy named Hunter and he was vegan, would his nickname be Gatherer?
• Kids today will never know the ultimate in second purpose for an object, aka using the plastic milk crate to store albums, also bachelor furniture.
• Vaccines are a gateway drug to hugging.
• Sleep is just a time machine to tomorrow.
• Just a warning, Panda anti-virus does not come with pandas. It is panda-free.
• "Boyfriend" versus "boy friend". You see that little space in there? That's called the friend zone.