Friday, August 21, 2020

Small things 21 Aug

  • I wonder if the best defence against your friends or family asking you for money is getting in front of it and asking your friends and family for money? On Facebook....
  • I wonder if Americans have burned their passports........
  • Who was the first person to see a beehive and say "Those buggers are hiding something delicious in there, I know it!"
  • What if pineapples was pronounced like Minneapolis.
  • What if wallet was pronounced like ballet.
  • Propaganda. When a Brit takes a really good look at something. (say it in your head with a Brit accent)
  • Hug dealers, not drug dealers.
  • An astrophysicist, a biologist, an electrician and a grpahic artist walked into a bar.... It's the band Queen. They were there to play a gig.
  • British police want to use AI to spot porn pictures, but they keep mistaking desert sand dunes for nudes. Dunes. Nudes. OK, I get it.

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