Small things 6 Mar

• Hearing impaired people can pun too. Signing 'milk' while moving your hand past your eyes for example. (Pasteurized milk)
• I don't know who the lady shaver commercial people are trying to kid. Those models already had no hair on their legs. Demonstrate on a European woman who has never shaved.
• A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type o."
• Toast is bread that was cooked twice. "Here's some bread." "Cook it again!"
• I've gone from sneaking out of the house to go play as a kid, to sneaking out of parties to go home as an adult.
• All mothers are body builders.
• Imagine what a candle shop would smell like if it burned down.
• Humans hate getting wet, unless they decide to.
• I find it amazing that any cake gets baked at all considering how good cake batter is. Ditto for cookie dough.
• It's going to be very interesting if Alberta succeeds in realizing a federal separatist party. Especially when they begin hearing the same responses lobbed at them that Albertans lobbed at The Bloc for the past few decades.
• Here's how a textbook on Thermodynamics opens: "Ludwig Boltzmann, who spent much of his life studying statistical mechanics, died in 1906, by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on the work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics." Or, maybe not.....
• Someone one day decided that it would be a good idea to put cubes of really stale bread in a salad. "It needs to be crunchy..."