Small things 27 Mar

• Has anyone tried unplugging 2020 for 10 seconds and plugging it back in?
• Ask not what staying home can do for you, ask what staying home can do for your country.
• Remember when you used to fill up some cars with gas by flipping down the license plate at the back? 
• Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives. No really!
• Hey Starbucks, you want to impress me? Start making hot chocolate with real steamed milk and cocoa, not powder from a packet.  
• How do you know if someone's vegan? Don't worry, they tell you...
• Does the owner of Burger King live on Haviture Way?
• When faced with two choices, toss a coin in the air. Not because it settles the question, but because in that moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for. Choose that.
• People who grew up before the 80's know of a different use for the wooden spoon and the belt. They bring back painful memories.