- Have Post-it notes numbed our memory? How did we remember stuff before them?
- I wonder how many hurricanes and tornadoes it will take before people stop building their houses out of wood and particle board.
- Americans eat as if they had free health care.
- MM/DD/YYYY. Whose idea was that?
- You know you've reached adulthood when you own dishes or cutlery that haven't seen the light of day in years.
- Getting old means it's a challenge just to remember why you left one room to go to anot..... sorry, what were we talking about?
- You go from hearing your song on the radio, to hearing it in a bar, to hearing it at your wedding, to hearing it in a grocery store, to hearing it in an elevator.
- Sleeping is easy. I can do it with my eyes closed.
- Never buy shoes from a drug dealer. You have no idea what they laced them with and you'll end up tripping all day.
- What starts with an 'O' and ends with 'nions' and sometimes makes you cry? Opinions.....
Adult: Time for your bath.
Kid: I don't want a bath.
Adult: Come on, you'll be done in 10 minutes, then it's all over.
Kid: Fine.
[30 minutes later]
Adult: OK, bath time's over.
Kid: No. I don't want to get out yet.
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