Small things 5 Oct

• I actually witnessed the ice cream truck music being completely ignored by the local kids because they had no idea what it was.
• I am convinced that the official food of kids today is chicken fingers / nuggets and fries.
• Camouflage leg cast. You can hide but you can't run.....
• When a teen comes to your door this Halloween, the proper greeting is not "Aren't you a bit old for this?", it's "Make sure you share this with your parents...."
• A knife resting on the edge of the sink is the international symbol for "Maybe I'll make two sandwiches, I'm not sure yet."
• Never judge a book by its movie.
• You can't trade shoes with a barefoot monkey.
• Our society is more offended by swear words and rude gestures than it is by war, famine, and the destruction of the environment.
• Canadians: There's a grocery chain in the US called Trader Joe's. Just so you know, they do not let you pay with furs or Bay blankets or rum or live birds. Talk about false advertising.
• "Askhole": Someone who always asks for advice but does the opposite every time.