Small things 7 Sep

• How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram... 
• People who don't get sarcasm are very, very, very lucky.
• We'll believe anything that's prefaced with "A new study shows..."
• Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does pay for my internet, so.... close enough.
• Give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. Or money.
• When I was a boy, all I got for an allowance was a quarter. So I'd go to the store and get two chocolate bars, a bag of chips and a Coke. Can't do that now. Too many security cameras.
• Irony: Drawing trees on a piece of paper.
• Anarchy in the UK: Q: Would you like some tea? A: NO!