Small things 9 Aug

• Lollipops. When you'd prefer flavoured saliva.
• Industry analysts are finally suggesting what I've been saying for years - by the time Canada builds its full fossil fuel exporting infrastructure, there may no longer be a market for it.
• Hissy fit: A cat tantrum.
• In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods. They have not forgotten.
• A cat is always on the wrong side of a door.
• You don't really wash your hands. They wash each other and you just stand there and watch.
• Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true? Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers....