Small things 30 Aug

• Norway's Navy has bar codes so when they return home they can Scandanavian...........
• What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? AYE MATEY
• If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
• Password recovery security questions are easy enough to guess, or research. They shouldn't be asking things like 'city of birth' or pet's name'. They should ask things like 'reason your mother left your father', or 'secret celebrity crush'.
• Now that pay phones are gone, how the heck are we supposed to escape from the Matrix?
• Imagine that your government was replaced by idiots on purpose, because you're all on a reality TV show, to see how long you tolerate them before you do something.