Small things 2 Aug

• If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.
• You know you're an adult when you're excited about a crock pot.
• "If you lose one sense your other senses are enhanced. That’s why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance."  ~Anonymous
• Just bring your own snacks into the movie theatre and claim it's emotional support food......
• Dice. The original random number generator.
• Thermometers are speedometers for atoms.....
• Do crabs look at humans and think we walk sideways?